This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read
Came back wrong but it's. The format this consciousness was first backed up is no longer compatible so some untranslatable characters will now read like extended ascii symbols
girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
Leg pov when you pull your trousers. I love this
listen im obsessed with this answer
google search how to act normal
google search how often should i blink
google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much
google search how close is it normal to stand
google search am i offputting
moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.
[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

guy who has “committing to the bit” on the skill section of his resume
she's seventeen. she's schizophrenic. she's a lobotomite. she can't drink tea because she only had tap water and bread for most of her life. she watched the person who meant the world to her kill herself for her sake. she's housemates with god but he and his apostles keep having crazy insane joker sex and she finds it deeply upsetting. she's haunted by anywhere from 200 to 203 ghosts. she's gay. i didn't say her name but she popped into your head didn't she
okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema

UM
real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
an ios17 tip i bet you didn’t know about 🤯
i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.